Text 23 Jul 227,514 notes

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)

via hello.
Text 23 Jul 260,790 notes

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub)

via YIN.
Chat 23 Jul 2,148 notes
  • Them: It's a thrilling political drama!
  • Me: Maybe--
  • Them: --IN SPACE!
  • Me: YEAH!
  • Them: It's a tense military story.
  • Me: Well, I don't--
  • Them: --IN SPACE!
  • Me: HELL YEAH!
  • Them: It's a lecture on the history of milk pasteurization.
  • Me: Now you're not even try--
  • Them: --IN SPACE!
  • Me: HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!
Text 23 Jul 61,163 notes

kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

(Source: zootedboy)

via hello.
Text 23 Jul 260,015 notes

injuries:

you’re so cute I just wanna hug you and kiss you and cuddle with you and also fuck you but hey man it’s whatever

via hello.
Text 23 Jul 23,547 notes

ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

Photo 22 Jul 107,683 notes pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

Photo 22 Jul 2,797 notes breadonly:

Where’s the fuckin rent

breadonly:

Where’s the fuckin rent

(Source: cute-overload)

Text 22 Jul 140,025 notes

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

Photo 22 Jul 2,808 notes humansofnewyork:

“I hate conflict so much that I find myself agreeing with pretty much everything that everyone says.”

humansofnewyork:

“I hate conflict so much that I find myself agreeing with pretty much everything that everyone says.”


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