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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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Me for the rest of my life … 

shaeliveswell:

Me for the rest of my life … 

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Photo 2 Sep 2,499 notes quiet-tactician-james:

Fire Emblem is a very serious war strategy game.
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A drawing about how to be the best you you can be

buttpoems:

A drawing about how to be the best you you can be

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bewbin:

look at these kids these with their e-cigarettes back in my day regular cigarettes were just fine for us to destroy our respiratory system

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krvsty:

peacocks look like they speak french

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dutchster:

i had a dream there was a mcdonalds right next to my room

like literally in my house next to the door of my room

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But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?
—  Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive (via psych-facts)
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darkbluetile:

this post is my dream come true

babies with babies

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

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