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  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
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onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

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skullcrumpet:

if u turn ur music up loud enough u cant hear the sad anymore

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Chat 23 Sep 452,328 notes
  • me: wow i finally understand math
  •   moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this
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dutchster:

this twitter is too precious for this world

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Photo 23 Sep 39,485 notes tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

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dragonjester:

Same

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wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

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Photo 23 Sep 4,909 notes harmonic-motion:

fingerzx:

If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes truth [politics religion] 

It can also become advertising.

harmonic-motion:

fingerzx:

If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes truth [politics religion] 

It can also become advertising.

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tiredpunk:

I love u plastic worm bike man

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sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!


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